jfc wiggle is so fucking happy right now just playing ocarina of time
shit she is so cuTE HELP
the chick we’re staying with has a gold cartriage ocarina of time for the n64 and wiggle’s gonna play it to show it to me cause I’ve only ever played but never even finished link’s awakening uhhhhhhhhHHHH OKAY
what the fuck is even happening on facebook right now omg
pffft you tagged it anonymous
im so fuckkiing tired you have no idea im sorR
camnthecanadian asked: I present you with the greatest challenge; attempt seduction on Wiggles using only Dogespeak
[10:34:07 PM] Aidenator: wow
[10:34:09 PM] Aidenator: wow
[10:34:10 PM] Aidenator: amaze
[10:34:11 PM] Aidenator: such boner
[10:34:12 PM] Aidenator: much arouse
[10:34:18 PM] Aidenator: such sex?
[10:34:19 PM] Wiggle: herobrine???
[10:34:19 PM] Aidenator: ye
[10:34:21 PM] Wiggle: oh
[10:34:22 PM] Aidenator: nO
[10:34:32 PM] Aidenator: HeplL
[10:34:47 PM] Aidenator: wow
Anonymous asked: Life goal: Get money and live happily in the great nation of Canada
God I wish but there are two problems with that
1- immigrating to Canada is the biggest fucking bitch of all the bitches ever
2- Canada is not the city of Kirkland and therein lies my biggest problem with this plan
The petition to shut down Aki-con is “unavailable” because the “content is under review” are you fucking kidding me
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
sometimes I literally start crying because other countries don’t have to pay for college and uni
god just fuck America please help us
imagine a high school romance movie about a girl who works her ass off to play on the football team and eventually becomes the quarterback and she dates one of the cheerleaders
Imagine a movie where the female protagonist does not have a love story in her plot and there is still somehow a story
my cute little text post about hoping for queer representation and stories about non-feminine women was definitely the right place to make this observation right on
I’m sitting here just tumbling and suddenly I’m like “aaahhh, my ear just started ringing—”
"…… I fucking hate you."
"Are you afraid if you’re gonna get an earful if you do?"
WIGGLE GO FUCK YOURSELF I HATE YOU SO MUCH
I’m actually not convinced that doge is a more difficult syntax, actually; I think the opposite is true, at least from a purely grammatical/syntactical perspective. I’d be glad to hear from an actual linguist, since it’s not my official field, but this is my impression.
Doge possesses no verbs, even after the markers (here, the intensifiers) are introduced. LOLcat, on the other hand, has at least four different identifiable verb forms; it has the copula, the present tense, the progressive, and a simplified past tense in which all endings are resolved to -ed (e.g. “i made you a cookie but i eated it”)*.
(*—I’m aware that I’m mixing tense and aspect here, which is why I use “forms” and not either tense or aspect, as my aim is to show the variety of functions the verb can appear in within a LOLcat expression.)
On the other hand, LOLcat tends to not take compounds, be they compound nouns, adjective-noun pairs, or even non-compounded noun abstractions (i.e. in the LOLphilosophers meme, you would be more likely to see “im in ur base, challenging ur superstructure” than “im in ur episteme, exposin the prduction of scientifik knowlidg”). (Both dialects seem to eschew prepositional phrases equally so that’s a draw.)
Basically—doge seems to have a simpler, or at least more regimented, grammatical structure than LOLcat, which in turn seems to allow it to explore more complex philosophical ideas annnnnnd I’ll just show myself out.
ngnngngHGGHHHNNNN INTERNET EVOLVING LANGUAGE TURNS ME ON FUCK
The mom just came home
"Hey they set up the wifi"
"idk they’re ninja"
imM SO FUCKIN NLAUGH